Earlier this month we had an interview with the one and only, the myth, the legend, Lord Shaggy, where we communicated through light pulses in morse code, since is the only practical way you can communicate with him because he lives outside of the solar system.

Fred, on the magnitude of Shaggy’s power.

We didn’t even want to make contact at first. We feared for our lives. But you don’t even know what it feels like to be one of the few privileged individuals (this group includes Thanos, the crew of the Scooby Doo movie, and a couple others) to have communicated with the most powerful being in the Multiverse.

This is the absolute Overlord we are dealing with.

He told us how he created the good things in our universe while he balancing them with chaos, in the form of the ‘5-minute crafts’ type YouTube channels and how he enlightened Elon Musk and told him to move his ass and save the planet, seeing we were fucking it all up with fossil fuels.

Between the many things he is not happy with there are the imperial system and the fact that we don’t categorize Pluto as a planet anymore.

He also stated that, to put his power to scale, al the energy released by all the stars in the universe don’t match up to the 0,1% of his capabilities.

As if that wasn’t enough, the Woken News Network wrote this article about the absolute Chad, who can get every single woman on earth pregnant at the same time.

I don’t know about you folks, but i found a new God to follow. What are you waiting for? Praise Shaggy and get the Ultimate Victory Royale. Kifflom, breads.