Elon Musk’s SpaceX has announced a new launch date for its Starlink mission, with the takeoff now expected on Thursday.
He also announced on Twotr that he’ll be using Kottmann’s “delay it as much as possible” launch tactic. We expect getting to Mars by 2095.

In other news, XDA… something? (i seriously don’t know what the fuck he does there) Max Wveignbcha tweeted the only thing that could make my day worse. For real man, get help.

For some reason, Google just pulled a Xiaomi and there are rumors of a news BuzzFeed-like platform for quizzes, but with more quiz and less BuzzFeed and ads. Also check “Fat blonde orange fucks an entire Chinese company”